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Today's Jokes

  1. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  2. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  3. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  4. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  5. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  6. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://hwa*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hwa*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:35 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hwa*.shop/robots.txt Oct 19, 2026 5:35 PM
404 74.7.175.xxx · United States Georgia Atlanta · Cloud
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404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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http://fro*.shop/cloud.php Oct 19, 2026 5:33 PM
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http://fro*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:33 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hdi*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:32 PM
OK 85.155.176.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · HostHatch, LLC
https://fco*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
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https://fco*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
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https://www.hwa*.shop/product-category/1-footwearhommeenfantsportstyleshoes/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
OK 43.157.150.xxx · Brazil São Paulo São Paulo · Acevillepteltd SG
http://lqu*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
OK 43.164.129.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://fro*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
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404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
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http://hgr*.shop/wp-json/wp/v2/users/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
OK 43.135.185.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
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http://www.ide*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
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https://fbr*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
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404 35.198.58.xxx · Brazil São Paulo Sao Paulo · Google Cloud (southamerica-east1)
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