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Today's Jokes

  1. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  2. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  3. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  6. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  7. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hwa*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:37 PM
404 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
http://fun*.shop/robots.txt Oct 19, 2026 5:37 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hwa*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:37 PM
404 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
http://fsu*.shop/robots.txt Oct 19, 2026 5:37 PM
OK 147.185.133.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://www.age*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:37 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hwa*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:37 PM
OK 43.156.232.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.lle*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:36 PM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://hwa*.shop/robots.txt Oct 19, 2026 5:35 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/robots.txt Oct 19, 2026 5:33 PM
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http://fro*.shop/cloud.php Oct 19, 2026 5:33 PM
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http://fro*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:33 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hdi*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:32 PM
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404 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.hwa*.shop/product-category/1-footwearhommeenfantsportstyleshoes/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
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http://lqu*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
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https://fbr*.shop/favicon.ico Oct 19, 2026 5:31 PM
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OK 43.164.129.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://fro*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://lad*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-content/upgrade/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
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404 136.113.185.xxx · United States Iowa Council Bluffs · Google Cloud (us-central1)
http://hgr*.shop/xmlrpc.php Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
404 136.113.185.xxx · United States Iowa Council Bluffs · Google Cloud (us-central1)
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http://hgr*.shop/wp-json/wp/v2/users/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
OK 43.135.185.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.lqu*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-content/plugins/woocommerce/ Oct 19, 2026 5:30 PM
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404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
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404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
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http://fbo*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:28 PM
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https://www.ide*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:28 PM
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http://fbr*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:28 PM
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https://hpl*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 19, 2026 5:28 PM
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http://fdi*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:28 PM
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404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-content/plugins/woocommerce/assets/js/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
OK 43.131.253.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.ide*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/js/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
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http://hwr*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
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404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
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OK 121.29.51.xxx · China Hebei Chengde · CNC Group CHINA169 Hebei Province Network
https://fbr*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
OK 43.134.23.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://fro*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-seo/js/dist/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-admin/images/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wordpress/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-content/plugins/contact-form-7/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United States Oregon Portland · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hwa*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 146.70.194.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris 10 Entrepôt · M247 Ltd Paris
http://ide*.shop/wp-content/plugins/contact-form-7/admin/js/ Oct 19, 2026 5:27 PM
404 74.7.241.xxx · United States Georgia Atlanta · Cloud
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404 45.146.55.xxx · United States Georgia Atlanta · VPN Consumer Atlanta, United States of America
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404 35.198.58.xxx · Brazil São Paulo Sao Paulo · Google Cloud (southamerica-east1)
https://hgr*.shop/workspace Oct 19, 2026 5:25 PM
404 35.198.58.xxx · Brazil São Paulo Sao Paulo · Google Cloud (southamerica-east1)
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