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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  3. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  4. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  5. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  6. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://hwa*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hwa*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
404 134.209.107.xxx · Singapore South West Singapore · DigitalOcean, LLC
http://hhe*.shop/files/ Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
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http://hhe*.shop/images/ Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
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http://hhe*.shop/admin/controller/extension/extension/ Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
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http://hhe*.shop/sites/default/files/ Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
404 134.209.107.xxx · Singapore South West Singapore · DigitalOcean, LLC
http://hhe*.shop/.well-known/ Jul 21, 2026 3:50 PM
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404 51.68.236.xxx · France Hauts-de-France Roubaix · OVH
https://fco*.shop/robots.txt Jul 21, 2026 3:48 PM
404 66.249.73.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
https://hgr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 21, 2026 3:47 PM
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https://hwa*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:47 PM
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https://fun*.shop/wp-admin/ Jul 21, 2026 3:47 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:47 PM
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OK 170.23.0.xxx · United States Texas Dallas · Servers.com, Inc.
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:46 PM
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https://lsq*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:45 PM
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OK 43.165.7.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.lad*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:43 PM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://fro*.shop/wp-sitemap-users-1.xml Jul 21, 2026 3:42 PM
404 66.249.68.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
http://www.hwr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 21, 2026 3:41 PM
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https://www.hhe*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:41 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:41 PM
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https://fbu*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 21, 2026 3:40 PM
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http://www.lra*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:32 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:32 PM
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https://hpr*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:32 PM
404 178.16.54.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · Omegatech LTD
http://fsu*.shop/functions/.env Jul 21, 2026 3:32 PM
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http://xbe*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:31 PM
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http://www.hhe*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:31 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://xbe*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 21, 2026 3:30 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://xbe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 21, 2026 3:30 PM
OK 154.30.73.xxx · United States New York New York · Aventice LLC
https://ide*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:29 PM
OK 147.185.132.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://www.hwr*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:28 PM
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https://ide*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:26 PM
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https://lsq*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:25 PM
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https://lsq*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:24 PM
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http://alw*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:22 PM
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http://fto*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:22 PM
OK 43.157.38.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fbu*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:22 PM
404 3.213.16.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
https://fbu*.shop/robots.txt Jul 21, 2026 3:21 PM
404 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://www.hdi*.shop/wp-login.php Jul 21, 2026 3:20 PM
OK 43.165.7.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.lra*.shop/ Jul 21, 2026 3:20 PM
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https://www.lqu*.shop/wp-login.php Jul 21, 2026 3:19 PM
OK 43.160.225.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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