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Today's Jokes

  1. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  2. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  3. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  6. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  7. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  10. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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