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  1. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  6. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

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